{"id":70,"date":"2016-01-29T17:28:24","date_gmt":"2016-01-29T17:28:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/?p=70"},"modified":"2017-10-27T17:34:04","modified_gmt":"2017-10-27T17:34:04","slug":"a-fraudulent-if-cool-facebook-photo-and-a-pet-peeve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/2016\/01\/29\/a-fraudulent-if-cool-facebook-photo-and-a-pet-peeve\/","title":{"rendered":"A Fraudulent&#8211;If Cool&#8211;Facebook Photo.  And a Pet Peeve."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A neat photo of an ice sculpture was posted on Facebook in January 2016 with the comment \u201cFrozen spiderweb found in Nantucket, Massachusetts.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/1780633_859339174187792_5154633696247283096_n.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-72\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-72\" src=\"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/1780633_859339174187792_5154633696247283096_n-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"1780633_859339174187792_5154633696247283096_n\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/1780633_859339174187792_5154633696247283096_n-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/1780633_859339174187792_5154633696247283096_n-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/1780633_859339174187792_5154633696247283096_n.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">This brings to mind a pet peeve of mine&#8211;drawings of impossible webs.<\/p>\n<p>An \u201corb web\u201d is the well known spider web comprising a series of non-sticky silken lines forming a rough frame used to attach the web to something (trees, posts, small children, whatever) and other non-sticky\u00a0 lines that radiate from the center of the web to support its prey-catching business part.<\/p>\n<p>Typically, after creating the framework and the radial lines, the resident spider starts at the center of the web and goes \u2018round and \u2018round in a spiral manner, all the while laying a continuous strand of sticky \u201ccapture\u201d silk. The capture silk is carefully attached to each radial line as it\u2019s crossed, thus creating a \u201dnet\u201d for capturing prey on the sticky lines.<\/p>\n<p>Now, not all spiders make webs, much less these orb webs, but still, it\u2019s what most people think of when one says \u201cspider web.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So what\u2019s my gripe?<\/p>\n<p>Look at this illustration&#8230;<a href=\"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/bad_orb.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-73\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-73 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/bad_orb-232x300.jpg\" alt=\"bad_orb\" width=\"232\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/bad_orb-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/bad_orb.jpg 247w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 232px) 100vw, 232px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now look at this photo of an orb web:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/sag_photo.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-77\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-77\" src=\"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/sag_photo-300x240.jpg\" alt=\"sag_photo\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>See the problems? In the photo of a real web, the capture lines span the gaps between the radial lines. Some species pull the lines really tight, but others leave a little slack, and when this happens, gravity causes the capture lines to sag&#8230;<em><strong>downward<\/strong><\/em>. \u00a0Everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>Look at that photo again, please. Now look again at the illustration.<\/p>\n<p>Take a good look at the drawing of the &#8220;spiral&#8221; capture lines! Not a chance! How on the Flying Spaghetti Monster\u2019s green earth could the vertical capture lines not only sag uniformly toward the web\u2019s center, but actually sag <em>upwards<\/em> on the lower half of the web?\u00a0Plus, of course, the capture lines in the drawing are concentric, not a continuous spiral.<\/p>\n<p>Now do you see the problem with the \u201cfrozen web?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A quick image search found this version of the non-cropped photo, where the giant ice \u201cspider\u201d at the bottom\u00a0verifies the entire thing\u2019s ice sculpture roots.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/ice_sculpture.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-74\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-74\" src=\"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/ice_sculpture-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"ice_sculpture\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/ice_sculpture-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/ice_sculpture.jpg 564w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So please, if you\u2019re going to draw orb webs (or crop a photo to claim it\u00a0represents a real, frozen web), remember how gravity works on this planet.<\/p>\n<p>(I won\u2019t even get into the fact that there are two entirely different kinds of capture lines on the ice sculpture&#8230;look at the 9:00-10:00 position in the top photo&#8211;click on the photo to enlarge it.)<\/p>\n<p>Extra points: \u00a0What&#8217;s up with this photo?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/orb-weaver-spider-web.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-76\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-76\" src=\"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/orb-weaver-spider-web.jpg\" alt=\"orb-weaver-spider-web\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Answer:<br \/>\n\u00a1u\u028dop \u0259p\u0131sdn :\u028e\u0250\u028d s\u0131\u0265\u0287 p\u0259sn s\u0250\u028d o\u0287o\u0265d \u0259\u0265\u0287<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A neat photo of an ice sculpture was posted on Facebook in January 2016 with the comment \u201cFrozen spiderweb found in Nantucket, Massachusetts.\u201d This brings to mind a pet peeve of mine&#8211;drawings of impossible webs. An \u201corb web\u201d is the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/2016\/01\/29\/a-fraudulent-if-cool-facebook-photo-and-a-pet-peeve\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":96,"href":"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions\/96"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeppmusic.com\/Arthroblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}